February 2012
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danemartin:
I desperately need a job and the only options that makes sense to me are specialist phone dominatrix and plant salesman.
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ifyoucarryonthisway:
do you ever just hold your boobs for no reason
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I’ve lost three followers in the last two days. I’m…sorry? I’ll try to suck less.
“The moral of ‘The Three Bears,’ for instance, is ‘Never break into someone...”
– Lemony Snicket (via fadesandspins)
i’m literally disgusted and will be perplexed for the rest of my life as to how kanye west got more shit for stealing a microphone from taylor swift than chris brown has ever gotten for beating the shit out of rihanna
codycub:
Whitney Houston - I Wanna Dance With...
“Fat people who love themselves scare the shit out of people who don’t love...”
– Tigress Osborn (via buttahlove)
riffclichard:
if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either
