Hello, all! It is that time again where I post a lot of pictures of myself while giving you a bulleted list of my life. Cool? Cool.
- i really, really need to stop buying clothes.
- i am doing fairly well at massage school right now
- hit me up
- i’ll massage you real good
- i am very lonely.
- i am have pretty much reached a point of 100% body positivity. it’s truly amazing. when you can wake up in the morning and look in the mirror and not start making lists of things to change…it’s so freeing. I can’t even begin to express how thankful I am for tumblr and those body positive bloggers who…blog on it.
- that last picture is a dreaded profile picture. directly, or pretty much from the side.
- i hope you don’t mind my huge nose poking around your dash, ‘cause i quite like it.
- plus, how long does it take for wearing heels to become a thing that i am used to and not a thing that is painful? i am tired of that shit.
- also, lana del rey is the best. everyone else can go home.
A look of surprise was the only face that I could make without looking absolutley terrible. Also, pictured are my new shoes, one of three pairs that I bought today. This weekend has been retail heaven. Going see Titanic 3D with Alex in a bit. I’m gonna cry all of this makeup off.
- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
Shene’ did my makeup like a drag queen. I can’t even begin to understand how I feel about this.
+my lipstick matches my dress
+the weather is good
+i learn Swedish back massage today
-no one wants to hire me
-cramps
gURl gaYmuR~
Just kidding. I’m laying in a hotel bed listening to Celine Dion with my boss headphones. Phone tried to autocorrect misspelled hotel to Hitler. It has Hitler automatically saved in there, lower case and capitalized. That’s nuts.
- I love fruit. More than anything.
- My little patch of blonde looks really neat. Should I go full blonde? hm. HMMM.
Don’t really have time to be on Tumblr any more except to post really orange pictures of myself making my “school time” face.
